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Beware of the Alcohol you are Collecting!!!

If you have any bottles from the U.K. or U.S. you may notice these
warning labels those governments require. Bottles from India
state: ”Drinking is Injurious to Health”. These labels are there to
protect people from potential health issues but what about the real
issues?

Here are some warnings that should be in-
cluded on bottles of Liquor to help protect
people from, well themselves.

Some other suggested warnings:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell the same boring story over and over
again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR
HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at 4:00 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the heck happened to your
pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer
and smarter than some really, really big guy
Now You’ve been warned, so continue to collect with
named Chuck.
caution knowing just some of the hazards with that
liquid in all those little bottles of yours. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
(And don’t even get me started with the flammability)
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actual-
ly CAUSE pregnancy.

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